ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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