your parents love me but you hate me
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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