went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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