Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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