I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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