I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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