so explain again why im purple
no
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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