I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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Have fun and good luck.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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