you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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