how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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