Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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