are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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