He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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