He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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