Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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