it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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