party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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