I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
