I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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