I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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