that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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