I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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