it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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