road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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