First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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