11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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