8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Non-Jews are for practice
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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