i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
