Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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