Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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