Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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