Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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