Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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