yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.