In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket