that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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