Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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