So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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