piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I smell like Dick and happiness
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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