Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.