So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I have tasted many bathrooms
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