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Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.