I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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