She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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