we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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