Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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