I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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