Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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