If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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