He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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