She even gives head with a lisp.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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