before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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