I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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