We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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