I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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