it was like his penis was on wheels.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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