What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
